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Sunday, May 08, 2005

Fantasy Baseball

Rank Team Points Pts Change Waiver Moves
1 The Nolens Volens 228.5 -6.5 19 9
2 Ann Arbor Martyrs 209.5 -6 11 34
3 The Singing Knives 205.5 -5.5 14 20
4 Pickled Mango 202.5 -4.5 16 14
5 Portland Potshots 201 +7.5 9 8
6 Good-Wood-Pork-Cork 198 -14 7 30
7 Death To Bud Selig 193 +4 3 1
8 The Scaffold 192.5 +5.5 18 12
9 Bad Horse 191 +2.5 13 29
9 Hott Dixx 191 0 6 3
11 The Ironic Names 185.5 -8.5 4 2
12 Slaughterhouse Nine 182.5 +2 10 12
13 Harlequins 170 +1.5 2 9
14 Word Dogs 167 +1 8 1
15 shut the flap 164 +3.5 5 1
16 Quahogs 140 -3 15 8
17 Fatty Fatty 2x4 139.5 +7 17 25
18 Good Night Nurse 136 0 12 29
19 Phillies 123 +13.5 1 1

These are the standing as of May 8th. I am the Mango. Matthew Henriksen is the Singing Knives. Zachary Schomburg is Good night nurse. I only wish the league was head to head (football in a few months) bc I enjoy the sound of poet tears. If anyone wants to claim their team (before it is put to sleep), please do.

2 Comments:

Blogger Zachary Schomburg said...

Watch out Jim. The nurse lays low while you're conscious--fluffs your pillow, takes your butt temp, empties your pan. But as soon as you fall asleep, she pulls the plug. Good night. Don't fall asleep Jim. I gots some heavy hitters and pitchers that are getting warmed up.

ZS

1:33 AM

 
Blogger JWG said...

Dear Nurse Maid,

You are in 18th of 19th place. We English call that, “the relegation zone”. this means, unless you get your act together, you will not be allowed to play with the big boys anymore. Is there a fantasy league for AAA? But that is still a long way off. I am sure your team, full of superstars such as Vinny Castilla, sadly, not Norma, will be able to climb one or two places. To conclude, I am confident that the mango will end up on your side of the Mendoza line, and when they do, I hope the nurse will show them around (and take temperatures).

Keep fighting the good fight

Prince Charles

1:54 AM

 

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